So apparently
jennyo wants everyone in fandom to put their money where their mouths are.
Which, according to recent commentary, is pussy, only pussy, and nothing but pussy.
Isn't this unsanitary? You don't know where that money has been.
Not to mention there are laws concerning money and pussy.
I don't know, man. It just seems risky all the way around, if you ask me.
That being said... if you're in need of a place to put money, or mouths, just give me a holler.
ETA: Don't jump down my throat, hey. This is extremely tongue in cheek, just another example of my very twisted sense of humor. *brandishes spork*
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Which, according to recent commentary, is pussy, only pussy, and nothing but pussy.
Isn't this unsanitary? You don't know where that money has been.
Not to mention there are laws concerning money and pussy.
I don't know, man. It just seems risky all the way around, if you ask me.
That being said... if you're in need of a place to put money, or mouths, just give me a holler.
ETA: Don't jump down my throat, hey. This is extremely tongue in cheek, just another example of my very twisted sense of humor. *brandishes spork*
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