*blush*

[digital_opium]

Had some lunch. Roast beef and ham sandwich.

I sang myself a little song while I was making sandwhich.

"Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayo.... maaaaaaaayo... mayonaise come and me wanna have lunch...."

Clearly I need to cut down on the crack in the morning.

Comments

[caoine.livejournal.com]

No. More crack for you! You're fun when you're nuts.

Also, I have cinnamon toast.

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

Mmmmcinnamontoast.

I don't have a song for cinnamon toast.

I'll work on it and get back to you.

[caoine.livejournal.com]

I'm fond of the tune of "Sugarpie, Honeybunch." But that's just me.

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

*gigglefit*

Duly noted. I'll see what I can do.

[caoine.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

I want a report on my desk by five. Three pages, double-spaced.

:P

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

No can do, chief.

I have a war to stop and world hunger to solve before I can get to your report.

This is from the higher ups. Sorry. Though you can take it up with them if you like!

[caoine.livejournal.com]

Those bastards are going to get it. Always stealing my best people for the most trivial of problems. I'm going to file a complaint with HR, I tell you what.

*grumble*

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

You tell 'em! And can you find out about my paid vacation, while you're at it?

[caoine.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! You deserve a break. How can they expect you to be creative without the proper incentives?

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

I don't know. But they always do.

Those muckety muck so and sos.

[caoine.livejournal.com]

We'll show them. They're lucky I'm not calling a general strike.

[ladyofbrileith.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

I love you.

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

:D

Ditto!

How are you feeling?

[ladyofbrileith.livejournal.com]

I wanna go back to bed. Shivering and shaking, but no actual fever.

Meh.

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

You clearly need better drugs.

[ladyofbrileith.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what drugs to use for this.

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

I hear the crack is particularly good today.

Um. Seriously... I don't either. Tylenol? It's the all-purpose drug.

Or crack.

[ladyofbrileith.livejournal.com]

Crack would be good?

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

I'd go with the crack, too.

[ladyofbrileith.livejournal.com]

Better than Tylenol. Except it's possible, I do have a fever.

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

Even a low-grade fever can make you feel ick.

Try the tylenol. It's worth a shot.

[pjferret.livejournal.com]

*g* Crack is fun.

I had mayo on my sandwich today, too. (Mmmmmm mayo) Maybe it would have been even better if I'd sung to it first. I should try that next time.

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

*g* It certainly makes the day go faster.

I swear, if you sing to your sandwich, it's not my fault! I merely supply the crack, I don't make you ingest.

[finishedlast.livejournal.com]

There's a cure for the sandwich singing, but we need to refer you to the Mayo Clinic.

Badabing!

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

Ouch!

Put the pun down and step away from the keyboard, and nobody will get hurt.