That Five Questions meme...

[digital_opium]

Questions from my adorable rawumber

1. Let them eat cake! But what kind of cake does m'lady like best?

Chocolate cake! Is very yummy. Though lemon cake is good... And the best cake I ever had was a white cake with raspberry filling between the layers. It was the most delicious thing ever. Except maybe for the chocolate cake that had the hot chocolate fudge in the center...

Chocolate cake. Definitely chocolate cake.

2. Your life is a theme park ride: which one?

Roller coaster, man. And lately, I'm always right at that edge, ready to fall over. Only I think if I do, I'm definitely going off the tracks, crashing and burning.

I'm really quite cheerful, why do you ask?

3. Not that there was continuity in the 80's, but what are the five BEST traits of 80's movies that make up it? (If you answer re: The Coreys? They can only count as one. Sorry.)

Five best traits of 80's movies:

Music!!!
Pirates. Trust me on this one.
Vampires. Also trust me on this one.
Hair/clothes... gotta love that big hair and fashion sense!
The Brat Pack... nothing more to be said.

4. Favorite childhood obsession? Explain.

Um. I was a kid once, really! Horses, I think. I loved horses. Loved to draw them, loved to collect figures, loved to collect pictures, magazines, took riding lessons... anything to do with horses. ... Now I'm all nostalgic.

5. In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...the A-Team.

So. You know you'd hire them. But for what?

I'd hire them to steal back the manuscript to the future Oscar-winning screenplay I wrote. My evil twin stole it and plans to sell it to an unscrupulous producer, and they're not going to give me any of the money, because I can't prove it was mine! Little do they know that because I'm a master of steganography, I can prove it's my work, but I need the original documents and files to do it. THUS! I need the A-Team to go get it back for me. GO GOOD GUYS!

Feel free to ask for five, just keep in mind I'm as slow as molasses in January.

Comments

[woolf.livejournal.com]

OOH! DO ME DO ME!!

And, also, I'd like a couple of questions. :P

[ladyofbrileith.livejournal.com]

ooh. I love the icon. Love. Many, many giggles.

[franzi1981.livejournal.com]

Hahahah, ICON LOVE!!!

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

So many people to do, so little time!

1. Is there anyone that Harry doesn't work with? I mean, come on. Even the squid gets a turn, you know?

2. Hockey... Fight Club on ice or an actual sport?

3. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

4. WTF with the cows, man? Seriously?

5. A train leaves the station in New York City, traveling west at 98mph. Another train leaves Chicago traveling east at 168km/h. Are they even on the same track?

*does you, just because*

[franzi1981.livejournal.com]

DO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

1. Scientology: Contradiction, oxymoron, or full of morons?

2. What's the most recent book you read, and how long did it take you?

3. What's your all-time favorite movie?

4. What's the fluffiest fic you've ever written? (This one is going to be interesting... *g*)

5. What should I make for supper tonight?

Please note, I may not actually make your suggestion for supper tonight, but I am at a loss at the moment. :P

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

Me?

Do me...

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

1. The cookie is missing, yet again. Who stole it this time?

2. What was the last movie you went to see at the theater?

3. If two is company, and three is a crowd, what do four and five make?

4. If I were to really off this obnoxious little beast I call a dog, what would be a really creative way of doing it, that wouldn't get me turned into the cops? Feel free to elaborate.

5. Barring number 4, do you want a dog?

By the way, the answer to number 3, in my world, is never '9', but that's because I suck at math.

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

1: My money is on Alan, especially if they were the golden Oreo type.

2: Tristram Shandy. Funny, if you are warped. What am I saying? Go see. You'll laugh your ass off!

3: Four is a very low card in the deck. Go for a five card trick or fold quickly, you ain't going to go anywhere with that! Five is a damned committee, and I hide under the deck.

4: Okay, hollow him out and use him as a muff. IF you perfect ventriloquist style barking you should be clear. You can just say that he loves to sit on your hands a lot.

5: No, not me, thanks, but my cat thinks they're delicious. Why, what's he done now?

NB: If we bar number 4, then question 3 should only have been about 5, so I take back the first part of my answer.

[ladyofbrileith.livejournal.com]

I wants questions!

[rawumber.livejournal.com]

Oooooh, so you ask CASSIE for questions but not me. I see how it is!

[ladyofbrileith.livejournal.com]

I never saw your post!!!!

Give me questions!!!

[rawumber.livejournal.com]

[sniffles and sulks]

IGNORED.

[ladyofbrileith.livejournal.com]

Hysterics aren't an excuse?

[rawumber.livejournal.com]

[eyes other reply she didn't see first]

I suppose they might be.

But I can still sulk.

[ladyofbrileith.livejournal.com]

You can sulk. I'll be hysterical. It'll be fun.

[ladyofbrileith.livejournal.com]

See, going back, now I see it, but you posted it the day I found out about my grandmother and I was kind of in hysterics and not reading f-list that night....

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

1. Why do I do these memes, again?

2. I asked Dae what the 'other white meat' is... but the real question is, which goes better with it, red wine or white?

3. Why should I convert to worship of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

4. Instead of having "two for the price of one" sales, why don't they just package everything in sets of twos in the first place?

5. Call centers (tech support) - Necessary evil or evil if necessary?

I won't take off points for spelling or grammar!

[rawumber.livejournal.com]

For the record, I so asked first, since I TOLD YOU with my questions. Yup, yup.

Do you REALLY want to see how obnoxious I can be?

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

You did ask first, so you get yours first!

1. What is really the 'other white meat'?

2. Pirates or Ninjas? Why?

3. I have bug phobia, Bria has snake fear... what's yours?

4. Would I rather have a frontal lobotomy or a bottle in front of me? Just in case I'm ever in the market...

5. How tall are you? *g*

I expect answers of 500 words or less...