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Oh my god, there's a psychotic bird outside my window.
It just keeps chirping one note over and over and over, until it almost sounds like something tapping right outside.
I want to kill it now. I need a feline rocket launcher. I need to shoot cats at this bird.
I've had 3 hours of sleep. Must. Kill. Bird. Neverfuckingmore.
It just keeps chirping one note over and over and over, until it almost sounds like something tapping right outside.
I want to kill it now. I need a feline rocket launcher. I need to shoot cats at this bird.
I've had 3 hours of sleep. Must. Kill. Bird. Neverfuckingmore.
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Maybe the porn will make the bird go away?
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Do you have a cat?
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Five icons is not nearly enough when I need an "OMFG STUPID BIRD" icon.
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There IS an OMFG STUPID BIRD icon?
Sic Daemon on it? Or wait... he'd probably catch and cuddle it. Heh.
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And D says he wouldn't be caught cuddling a bird. :P
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And well, that doesn't mean he wouldn't do it ;) Maybe more like:
1.) Catch bird.
2.) HIDE
3.) Turn the lights off
4.) Cuddle
5.) ... there is no number 5
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Okay, that's a possibility. :P
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