Ahhh, accessorizing...

[digital_opium]

I have 15 emails in my spam folder from people who want to make my penis larger. And one email in my spam folder from someone who wants to sell me famous label purses for pennies on the dollar.

Because what I really need is a new handbag to go with my larger penis.

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[phantomas.livejournal.com]

You too?

I only get the penis enlargement, though. And Viagra.
No pwetty purses for me, sigh.

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

Penises and Purses. It's sort of poetic.

[(Anonymous)]

They never said it had to be YOUR penis you're enlarging, did they? Maybe they're making a generic offer, or simply offering gift ideas :P

[digital-opium.livejournal.com]

Actually, several did say that it was MY penis they were going to enlarge. :P