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I have 15 emails in my spam folder from people who want to make my penis larger. And one email in my spam folder from someone who wants to sell me famous label purses for pennies on the dollar.
Because what I really need is a new handbag to go with my larger penis.
Because what I really need is a new handbag to go with my larger penis.
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which kind of fits in with this one image of Gerard Butler in this post:
http://simplyjaye.livejournal.com/85710.html
I think you'll soon figure out which image I mean *G*