So apparently [livejournal.com profile] jennyo wants everyone in fandom to put their money where their mouths are.

Which, according to recent commentary, is pussy, only pussy, and nothing but pussy.

Isn't this unsanitary? You don't know where that money has been.

Not to mention there are laws concerning money and pussy.

I don't know, man. It just seems risky all the way around, if you ask me.

That being said... if you're in need of a place to put money, or mouths, just give me a holler.

ETA: Don't jump down my throat, hey. This is extremely tongue in cheek, just another example of my very twisted sense of humor. *brandishes spork*
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From: [identity profile] franzi1981.livejournal.com


I don't need a place to put my money, because I don't have any money to put anywhere.

But my mouth? GLADLY!

*hollers!*

From: [identity profile] luvnick62.livejournal.com


So...if I'm supposed to put my money on pussy and that money is supposed to go where my mouth was... How come I don't remember recently having my mouth on...

*brandishes spatula and challenges you to a duel*

From: [identity profile] luvnick62.livejournal.com


Well, whatever the reason, I really need to see about changing that.

*passe parry coule*
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From: [identity profile] candygramme.livejournal.com


So are you advocating kitten eating? I think we should be told.

From: [identity profile] digital-opium.livejournal.com


Mmmm kittens.

Tasty, especially with a little bit of sauce. ;)

From: [identity profile] finishedlast.livejournal.com


We're talking the hard stuff here, aren't we?

...Catsup?

From: [identity profile] digital-opium.livejournal.com


If there's nothing else available.

Sweet and sour is good, though.

From: [identity profile] finishedlast.livejournal.com


IF the kitten is Siamese, then use satay.

Do you peel your kittens first?

From: [identity profile] digital-opium.livejournal.com


Peel-n-eat kittens?

I'm an equal opportunity kitten connoisseur.

From: [identity profile] digital-opium.livejournal.com


And suddenly the conversations we were having violently diverged...

*winks*

From: [identity profile] finishedlast.livejournal.com


Hee...

Don't you hate when that happens?

The mind boggles...
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